Users Guide to Grandma
Grandma's thick Colombian accent and broken spanglish make fluid communication a royal pain in the ass for me, every day.
She has practically created her own language. (It should be given a title. Ideas?)
Here are some of the words and phrases that grandma has molded into her own language.
"Fuck-you"- means "fucking"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
"Can you believe this fuck-you guy?"
"Where is my fuck-you money?"
"Fuck-yo-ass" - means "motherfucker"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
"Can you believe this fuck-yo-ass?"
"Where is my fuck-you money fuck-yo-ass?"
"Iss a big fuck you"- means "it's a bunch of bullshit"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
"My mother don't do nothing for my wedding. Nothing. But my sister, she do EVERYTHING, spend lots of money, make very beautiful. Can you believe that? My own mother.... Iss a big fuck you"
"Making" - means a general verb referring to "doing" "done" "did it" or "cooking"
When used in a sentence, usually sounds like this.
"I making food today. Is in de fridge if you want."
"I making lots of things today. Very busy"
"Iss no prollem"- means "Don't worry, I'll take care of it, because you're a fucking moron"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this.
DONNY- "Grandma, I'll fix the plants in the backyard"
GRANDMA- "NO, I DO IT, iss no prollem"
"Dese people comes with all kinds of pollutions"- means "these people are always doing bad things"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
GRANDMA- "Can you believe dese people?"
DONNY- "Who?"
GRANDMA- "De gays. Always dese people comes with all kinds of pollutions"
DONNY- "ALL of them? You sure?"
GRANDMA- "Well, not all……pero, most"
"De guys from Harlem"- means "black guys"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
GRANDMA- "I see de guys from Harlem on de TV, on de programma for de Cops. Dey always in trouble"
DONNY- "Aren't those cops in Texas? What guys from Harlem are you talking about?"
GRANDMA- "You know what I mean"
Grandma's thick Colombian accent and broken spanglish make fluid communication a royal pain in the ass for me, every day.
She has practically created her own language. (It should be given a title. Ideas?)
Here are some of the words and phrases that grandma has molded into her own language.
"Fuck-you"- means "fucking"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
"Can you believe this fuck-you guy?"
"Where is my fuck-you money?"
"Fuck-yo-ass" - means "motherfucker"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
"Can you believe this fuck-yo-ass?"
"Where is my fuck-you money fuck-yo-ass?"
"Iss a big fuck you"- means "it's a bunch of bullshit"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
"My mother don't do nothing for my wedding. Nothing. But my sister, she do EVERYTHING, spend lots of money, make very beautiful. Can you believe that? My own mother.... Iss a big fuck you"
"Making" - means a general verb referring to "doing" "done" "did it" or "cooking"
When used in a sentence, usually sounds like this.
"I making food today. Is in de fridge if you want."
"I making lots of things today. Very busy"
"Iss no prollem"- means "Don't worry, I'll take care of it, because you're a fucking moron"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this.
DONNY- "Grandma, I'll fix the plants in the backyard"
GRANDMA- "NO, I DO IT, iss no prollem"
"Dese people comes with all kinds of pollutions"- means "these people are always doing bad things"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
GRANDMA- "Can you believe dese people?"
DONNY- "Who?"
GRANDMA- "De gays. Always dese people comes with all kinds of pollutions"
DONNY- "ALL of them? You sure?"
GRANDMA- "Well, not all……pero, most"
"De guys from Harlem"- means "black guys"
When used in a sentence, it usually sounds like this,
GRANDMA- "I see de guys from Harlem on de TV, on de programma for de Cops. Dey always in trouble"
DONNY- "Aren't those cops in Texas? What guys from Harlem are you talking about?"
GRANDMA- "You know what I mean"